Lame Jokes

Cuz why not?
Joke 001

Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in. 💥
Joke 002

What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut. 👩🏻‍🚀🥜
Joke 003

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime. ☎️🪐
Joke 004

Why could'nt the astronaut book a room on the moon?

It was full. 🌕
Joke 005

How do Earth, Saturn and Neptune organize a party?

They planet. 🥳
Joke 006

Where do the Avengers go to drink intergalactic coffee?

Starkbucks. ☕️✨
Just random something...
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